No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie