im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again