She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.