I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!