it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried