I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up