I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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