I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.