he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.