Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
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Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows