they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.