I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made