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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone

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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.

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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.

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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.

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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.

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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night

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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS

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