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  Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself

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  Is this the I'm gay speech?

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  (609): Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself (1-609): Is this the I'm gay speech? http://tfl.nu/ywd1
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  So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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  (609): So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked http://tfl.nu/vy3r
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  well that was a long night...

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  dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?

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  no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

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  (908): well that was a long night... (609): dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened? (908): no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on http://tfl.nu/y1mz
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  Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.

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  (609): Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS. http://tfl.nu/xjwy
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  ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.

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  (609): ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise. http://tfl.nu/slpx
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  im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL

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  dude. stop pregaming the food network.

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  (215): im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL (609): dude. stop pregaming the food network. http://tfl.nu/x76m
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  if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow

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  (609): if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow http://tfl.nu/srq6
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  this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.

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  (609): this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef. http://tfl.nu/eg87
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  Your mouth is God's brothel.

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  (609): Your mouth is God's brothel. http://tfl.nu/epk5
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  in pain and im wearing pink underwear

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  so?

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  i dont own pink underwear

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  (609): in pain and im wearing pink underwear (908): so? (609): i dont own pink underwear http://tfl.nu/78xa
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  Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.

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  (609)Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no. http://tfl.nu/gch1
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  i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day

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  (609): i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day http://tfl.nu/6lmw
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  How come twittering sounds sexual?

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  Because of Bambi.

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  (609): How come twittering sounds sexual? (267): Because of Bambi. http://tfl.nu/cgx2
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  I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.

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  (609): I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife. http://tfl.nu/63v4
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  He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.

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  (609): He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL. http://tfl.nu/l6ak
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