There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.