Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???