No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.