I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.