i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.