Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (973)

Last Night in New Jersey (973)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers http://tfl.nu/mvp5

Replies (30) Good night (7758) Bad night (1114) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it

(973): View more from New Jersey

just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it (973): just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you http://tfl.nu/4uwz

Replies (60) Good night (1976) Bad night (4963)
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could http://tfl.nu/0a7l

Replies (36) Good night (11811) Bad night (777) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

math is fun

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): $22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency. (1-973): math is fun http://tfl.nu/2txp

Replies (31) Good night (5128) Bad night (718)
Favorite
(908): View more from New Jersey

He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"

(973): View more from New Jersey

What's this douchebags name?

(908): View more from New Jersey

Rob...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(908): He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!" (973): What's this douchebags name? (908): Rob... http://tfl.nu/raez

Replies (67) Good night (7561) Bad night (3681)
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

(973): View more from New Jersey

How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono (973): How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you? http://tfl.nu/fl5a

Replies (41) Good night (1472) Bad night (4731)
Favorite
(201): View more from New Jersey

you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct

(973): View more from New Jersey

that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand

(201): View more from New Jersey

she's a dina-saur

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(201): you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct (973): that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand (201): she's a dina-saur http://tfl.nu/b0aw

Replies (32) Good night (5279) Bad night (819)
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical. http://tfl.nu/h352

Replies (131) Good night (14251) Bad night (2891) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist. http://tfl.nu/t7vc

Replies (27) Good night (5384) Bad night (958) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though.... http://tfl.nu/r2dr

Replies (25) Good night (2730) Bad night (1629) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry, http://tfl.nu/9gek

Replies (28) Good night (6071) Bad night (721) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

only you would photoshop your dick

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): only you would photoshop your dick http://tfl.nu/yxwr

Replies (10) Good night (932) Bad night (4507) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it. http://tfl.nu/8sm7

Replies (75) Good night (21608) Bad night (2485) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me. http://tfl.nu/ql7e

Replies (19) Good night (4254) Bad night (1932) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(973): View more from New Jersey

She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(973): She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby http://tfl.nu/drn9

Replies (13) Good night (507) Bad night (5088) Order T-Shirt

Last Night in New Jersey (973)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: