Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.