Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter