I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.