The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....