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i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.

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(210): i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home. http://tfl.nu/eggw

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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(210): My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night. http://tfl.nu/m0j2

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spencer pratt says his family invinted chess

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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.

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(210): spencer pratt says his family invinted chess (1-210): that kid is like the al gore of hollywood. http://tfl.nu/qms6

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Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?

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I'll teach you how to wipe better

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(210): Dude why does my asshole itch so bad? (1-210): I'll teach you how to wipe better http://tfl.nu/7pt4

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I've decided to bang my pen-pal.

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(210): I've decided to bang my pen-pal. http://tfl.nu/dcyn

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I just want to hang out with her.

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You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.

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(210): I just want to hang out with her. (916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you. http://tfl.nu/9qvp

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Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS

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Put my glitter back.

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(214): Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS (210): Put my glitter back. http://tfl.nu/4pgc

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how do you spell 'special'? like slow?

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S P E L L C H E C K

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No you dumbass thats not right

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(808): how do you spell 'special'? like slow? (210): S P E L L C H E C K (808): No you dumbass thats not right http://tfl.nu/z6b5

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Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.

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(210): Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl. http://tfl.nu/ha6v

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It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently

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(210): It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently http://tfl.nu/9vg5

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stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown

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Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps

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(210): stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown (281): Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps http://tfl.nu/xa4c

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i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it

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(210): i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it http://tfl.nu/c88z

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so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....

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oh shit that had to have been awkward

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i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for

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(210): so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it..... (512): oh shit that had to have been awkward (210): i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for http://tfl.nu/r8iv

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How crunk are you?

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I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins

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(210): How crunk are you? (713): I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins http://tfl.nu/q3sf

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Where are you???

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With some dude on the way to his house to blaze

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You went back to a stranger's house????

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He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.

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I love LA.

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(310): Where are you??? (210): With some dude on the way to his house to blaze (310): You went back to a stranger's house???? (210): He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc. (310): I love LA. http://tfl.nu/3r8e

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