After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.