We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall