i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.