Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.