i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just cut my nipple shaving
My brain says no but my pants say off.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.