In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that