He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked