Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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