ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?