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Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I wish I could teleport
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I got chris browned last night
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
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