nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I must be too annoying 4 u.
Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!