I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...