They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.