I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.