Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone