Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed