he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
This house was built for laser tag.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex