her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.