Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.