Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.