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  His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.

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  sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner

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  (908): His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life. (732): sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner http://tfl.nu/i1p0
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  i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back

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  that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart

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  (908): i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back (914): that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart http://tfl.nu/d09e
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  is wine microwaveable?

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  (908): is wine microwaveable? http://tfl.nu/o7ks
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  So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.

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  (908): So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning. http://tfl.nu/ff78
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  Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.

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  (908): Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life. http://tfl.nu/04rm
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  this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.

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  (908): this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up. http://tfl.nu/ay5l
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  wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes

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  (908): wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes http://tfl.nu/2bzs
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  im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did

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  (908): im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did http://tfl.nu/z5v0
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  Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.

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  (908): Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic. http://tfl.nu/hh2b
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  why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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  (908): why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it? http://tfl.nu/3moc
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  he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me

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  (908): he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me http://tfl.nu/31sq
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  so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

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  hello competition

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  (973): so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator (908): hello competition http://tfl.nu/cped
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  I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester

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  (908): I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester http://tfl.nu/7fwg
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  Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely

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  (908): Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely http://tfl.nu/evtu
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  i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you

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  (908): i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you http://tfl.nu/oo8d
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