His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he told me I talked like a deaf person
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
is wine microwaveable?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester