Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up