then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.