i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.