As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.