I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.