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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
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