i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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