It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?