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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
this will be a night to untag.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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