he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat