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How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
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