Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right