Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
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