Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted