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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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(732): View more from New Jersey

people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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(314): View more from Missouri

he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"

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(330): View more from Ohio

The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.

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(703): View more from Virginia

As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".

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(540): View more from Virginia

he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride

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