If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
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i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm