So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.